Scarlett Rue

“I am afraid that Oompa Loompa Barry, didn't make it.” “What do you mean Barry didn't make it, he's an animatronic, Pip, not a fish you won at the carnival.” At this, I frowned as I held a finger up and said, “Okay, now that totally wasn’t my fault, Stevie was totally fine when I went to bed that night,” I argued. “Pip, you topped his bowl up with a bottle of vodka you thought was water… Stevie died three sheets to the wind that night and pissed as a fart.” Okay, so she had a point, I did do this.”
― Stephanie Hudson, Beast And The Imp

“Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his fun hut.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Bleeds

“We had stepped out of the cottage into this wall of humid heat, and Max had immediately announced, “I am not even remotely made for this.”
― Carissa Broadbent, Daughter of No Worlds

“I work alone. That's my natural setting. Second, I thought you were just a normal person who somehow knew about werewolves. I didn't have all the relevant information. Had I known you had a haunted house, a magic broom, and a devil dog on your side, my initial response would've been different.”
― Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep