Jerry Yoakum

“Substitute 'damn' every time you're inclined to write 'very;' your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.”
― Mark Twain

“′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read.”
― Mark Twain

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
― Mark Twain

“Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.”
― Mark Twain