Lord Nouda

“Some high school boys define themselves by their peers, some by their dreams, and some by their wallets. They are characterized by their family ties, their sense of humor, their cultivated skills, and their natural talent. Some want a girl for a week. Some hope it lasts a lifetime. Some don't even want a girl at all.”
― Gwen Hayes, So Over You

“Fifty years isn’t too bad. With luck you might see it happen when you’re a sweet, old granny, dandling big fat babies on your knee. Actually”—he held up a hand, interrupting Kitty’s cry of protest—“no, that’s wrong. My projection is incorrect.”
“Good.”
“You’ll never be a sweet old granny. Let’s say, ‘sad, lonely old biddy’ instead.”
― Jonathan Stroud, Ptolemy's Gate

“Beautiful things don't ask for attention.”
― James Thurber, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

“What a slut time is. She screws everybody.”
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars