Jasper

“And it was this location that provides my second memory. (It must come after the first because in it I am now standing up.) I was bitten by a rabbit. Or rather, I was nibbled by a rabbit, but, because I was such a weedy, namby-pamby little pansy, I reacted as though I’d lost a limb.”
― John Cleese, So, Anyway...

“He killed them with their love”
― Stephen King, The Green Mile

“People hurt the ones they love. That's how it is all around the world.”
― Stephen King, The Green Mile

“One minute, I was saying, “Hello, Mr. Bunny!” and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me.”
― John Cleese, So, Anyway...