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"This is the worst book in the UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" — Mar 21, 2016 07:17AM
"This is the worst book in the UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" — Mar 21, 2016 07:17AM
“What's bald, has big clacking teeth, and wobbles? A zombie baby wearing the dentures of an elderly woman whose brains it just ate.”
― Best Jokes 2014
― Best Jokes 2014
“Q: What do diapers and politicians have in common? A: They both need changing regularly—for exactly the same reason.”
― Best Jokes 2014
― Best Jokes 2014
“Captain Phasma. Remember me?” He moved his weapon slightly. “Here’s my blaster, ya still wanna inspect it?” Phasma held on to her dignity. “Yes, I remember you. FN-2187.” Finn shook his head curtly. “Not anymore. My name is Finn. A real name for a real person. And I’m in charge now.”
― Star Wars: The Force Awakens
― Star Wars: The Force Awakens
“Oh really? You’re cold?”
― Star Wars: The Force Awakens
― Star Wars: The Force Awakens
“I will remove these restraints. And leave this cell, with the door open, and retire to my living quarters. I will speak of this encounter to no one.”
― Star Wars: The Force Awakens
― Star Wars: The Force Awakens
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