Heather Smith

“The closed mind is a disease. You need to have an open mind; otherwise life will just pass you by.”
― Danny Wallace

“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”
― Stephen King

“Hello?'
'Mum?'
'Yes! Who's that?.'
'Your only son.'
A pause.
'Daniel?'
To be fair, I'd only given her one clue.”
― Danny Wallace, Friends Like These

“I recommend keeping a diary. Diaries are cool.”
― Danny Wallace, Yes Man