“Should I get you a shovel, so you can dig that hole deeper?”
― The Hammer of Thor
― The Hammer of Thor
“Aaron looks like a con man who got hit with a shrink ray and you look like you're going to Catholic school.”
― The Bronze Key
― The Bronze Key
“Some of the best demigods have gotten their start by blowing up toilets.”
― The Hidden Oracle
― The Hidden Oracle
“It's a good thing Jack was no longer in my hands, because I would've pulled a full-on Kylo Ren temper tantrum.”
― The Hammer of Thor
― The Hammer of Thor
“You're mixing your metaphors. It gives me a headache.”
― The Bronze Key
― The Bronze Key
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