Anna

“I thought you said we could do without our mates?” Bleine asked. “After so many years in solitude, I need companionship. Humans are simple and”
― Amber Kell, Prince Claimed

“The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind.”
― Carl Hiaasen

“Oh, sweet mercy!” I cried at him. “Please don’t make my nipples explode!
”His bushy eyebrows went almost up to his hairline. “I wish I could say I’ve never heard that one before, but strangely enough, that’s likely the sixth time someone has said that to me in the last week.”
“Wow,” I said excitedly.“ I started that rumor like three weeks ago! And you’ve heard it six times already? I am awesome.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“Merlin, if you don't stop whining, I'm going to take Gwen's sword and beat you to death with it," said Arthur, evenly.
"It's plastic."
"So it will take me a long time. I'm still game.”
― FayJay, The Student Prince