Anna

“Morgan shrugged. “Simple. I’m asexual.”
I blinked. “What?”
“Asexual. I don’t find the act of sex appealing. I’d much rather have the emotional connections I do have, not the intimate ones I do without.”
I nodded. “Yep. Sounds good. I’m asexual too. Let’s go announce that right now so this whole night will be over and done with.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“Underground cock fighting?” I was horrified. “I would never do that to roosters,” I said. He winked at me. “I wasn’t talking about roosters.”
I threw up a little in my mouth. “I just learned something new. I never want to hear the word cock come out of your mouth again.”
“Because you’d rather just have cock come in your mouth instead?”
“Wow,” I whispered reverently. “That… Morgan. That was a thing of beauty. And so disgusting, coming from you. What the hell. Thank you for subjecting me to that. And I hate you.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

“Oh, sweet mercy!” I cried at him. “Please don’t make my nipples explode!
”His bushy eyebrows went almost up to his hairline. “I wish I could say I’ve never heard that one before, but strangely enough, that’s likely the sixth time someone has said that to me in the last week.”
“Wow,” I said excitedly.“ I started that rumor like three weeks ago! And you’ve heard it six times already? I am awesome.”
― T.J. Klune, The Lightning-Struck Heart

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