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“But my customers Have been most understanding, and we have responded with generosity if they do not overreact. If they find a dead body in the aisle, they're entitled to a 20% discount off 1 item that day.”
― Robert Asprin

“The traditional wisdom when dealing with poltergeist phenomena is to keep an eye out for adolescent children in the vicinity.”
― David Langford, Fables from the Fountain

“never acknowledge power over freedom, eternal servitude of the spirit [is] too great a cost for mastery in life.”
― Janet Morris, Thieves World Series

“You must come to my office to play cards sometime. Bring a lot of money. Be sensible, comrade.” “We would be very excited to get our hands on a current-generation American atomic device,” says Defense. “We are less interested in receiving several hundred at once. So no, we will not be claiming any direct responsibility for sinking their fucking warships.”
― Scott Lynch, Uncanny Magazine Issue 62: January/February 2025