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Chelsea

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Feathers

by Madeline Nixon (Goodreads Author)

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How to Be Okay When Nothing Is Okay

by Jenny Lawson (Goodreads Author)

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Chelsea’s Quotes

“I am the Wizard of Oz of housewives (in that I am both "Great and Terrible" and because I sometimes hide behind the curtains”
― Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir

tags: housewives, humor, wizard-of-oz

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“Animals don’t lie. Animals don’t criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.”
― Betty White, If You Ask Me

tags: animals

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“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

tags: first-sentence, opening-lines

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“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

tags: humor, semantics, suspicion

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“Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.”
― Betty White

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