Chelsea

“and whenever I had menstral cramps, I could just pretend that Voldemort was close.”
― Jenny Lawson

“Retirement is not in my vocabulary. They aren't going to get rid of me that way.”
― Betty White

“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again

“You should know I disagree with a lot of traditional advice. For instance, they say the best revenge is living well. I say it’s acid in the face—who will love them now?”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?