Ingrid Jones

“Women used to have time to make mince pies and had to fake orgasms. Now we can manage the orgasms, but we have to fake the mince pies. And they call this progress.”
― Allison Pearson, I Don't Know How She Does It

“Can't is for pussies.”
― Allison Pearson, I Don't Know How She Does It

“Unfortunately, the case for equal opportunities, long established in
liberal Western society, cuts no ice in the fundamentalist regime if
the five-year old. There is no God but Mummy, and Daddy is her
prophet.”
― Alison Pearson, I Don't Know How She Does It