Ravi

“An idiot who does idiotic things is not funny.”
― Timur Vermes, Look Who's Back

“In Berlin if I have time and again met people who make no secret of the fact that their only reason for stirring at such an ungodly hour of the morning is so that they can leave the office earlier in the afternoon. I have suggested to several of these eight-hour logicians that they ought to start work at ten o'clock at night, thereby allowing them to leave at six in the morning, and perhaps even arrive home before it is time to get up.”
― Timur Vermes, Look Who's Back

“Hotel rooms have an aphrodisiac quality.”
― Craig Ferguson, Between the Bridge and the River

“His face had gotten so fat his eyes were little bloodshot dots of mistrust.”
― Craig Ferguson, Between the Bridge and the River