Ravi

“In Berlin if I have time and again met people who make no secret of the fact that their only reason for stirring at such an ungodly hour of the morning is so that they can leave the office earlier in the afternoon. I have suggested to several of these eight-hour logicians that they ought to start work at ten o'clock at night, thereby allowing them to leave at six in the morning, and perhaps even arrive home before it is time to get up.”
― Timur Vermes, Look Who's Back

“When someone says that their love will never die, it means that they love is not real, for everything that is real dies.”
― Craig Ferguson, Between the Bridge and the River

“Does the farmer need a critic to tell him how good the soil is in which he cultivates his wheat? No! The farmer himself knows better.”
― Timur Vermes

“An idiot who does idiotic things is not funny.”
― Timur Vermes, Look Who's Back