Ravi

“Advice for a human.

81. You can't find happiness looking for the meaning of life. Meaning is only the third most important thing. It comes after loving and being.

82. If you think something is ugly, look harder. Ugliness is just a failure of seeing.”
― Matt Haig, The Humans

“In Berlin if I have time and again met people who make no secret of the fact that their only reason for stirring at such an ungodly hour of the morning is so that they can leave the office earlier in the afternoon. I have suggested to several of these eight-hour logicians that they ought to start work at ten o'clock at night, thereby allowing them to leave at six in the morning, and perhaps even arrive home before it is time to get up.”
― Timur Vermes, Look Who's Back

“It'll be like putting socks on an octopus.”
― Timur Vermes, Look Who's Back

“His face had gotten so fat his eyes were little bloodshot dots of mistrust.”
― Craig Ferguson, Between the Bridge and the River