Wyrd

“Mom?” Mother turned to Grandmother. “What?” “She’s going to lunch with her kidnapper!” “Take a picture for me,” Grandma said. “This family will put me into an early grave,” my mother growled.”
― Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me

“If he laid on the Irish any thicker, she’d be drowning in shamrocks.”
― Nalini Singh, A Madness of Sunshine

“I’m a weremongoose. I’m fucking fast. When I get bored, I play with my pet cobra, and I don’t mean that figuratively.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Breaks

“So, does anyone actually enjoy piña coladas while walking in the rain?  Because it seems to me they would just become diluted," Killian observed.”
― Kate Danley, Moons Over My Maggie