Wyrd

“Okay,” Juke said. “Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Shifts

“If he laid on the Irish any thicker, she’d be drowning in shamrocks.”
― Nalini Singh, A Madness of Sunshine

“My car is fine,” Jesse said cheerfully. “Dad, you and Mercy have got to take better care of your stuff. Do you think that money grows on trees?”
― Patricia Briggs, Smoke Bitten

“Mom?” Mother turned to Grandmother. “What?” “She’s going to lunch with her kidnapper!” “Take a picture for me,” Grandma said. “This family will put me into an early grave,” my mother growled.”
― Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me