Wyrd

“Mom?” Mother turned to Grandmother. “What?” “She’s going to lunch with her kidnapper!” “Take a picture for me,” Grandma said. “This family will put me into an early grave,” my mother growled.”
― Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me

“It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.”
― Ilona Andrews, Gunmetal Magic

“I’m a weremongoose. I’m fucking fast. When I get bored, I play with my pet cobra, and I don’t mean that figuratively.”
― Ilona Andrews, Magic Breaks

“Vain. Terminal fear of T-shirts or any other garment that would cover his pectorals.”
― Ilona Andrews, Burn for Me