Emily Kakolewski

“I opened the bag of Oreos and commenced my training, bulking up with one Oreo after another. I washed them down with swigs from the bottle of scotch, as a real man should. When I was tired of the Oreos, after about the thirtieth, I took out a cigarette and tried like hell to give myself lung cancer.”
― J.R. Rain, Dark Horse

“A marriage shouldn't have to be so much work. Love shouldn't crush your soul. A relationship should add to your life, not take away from it.”
― J.R. Rain, American Vampire

“When you’re sick and dying, the ego is and should be the first thing to go.”
― J.R. Rain, Silent Echo

“If the listener is not ready for the truth, it will fall upon deaf ears.”
― J.R. Rain, Moon River