Hamish Hoyle

“The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.”
― Horace Walpole

“My wife thinks I think I'm such hot stuff. She's wrong. I don't think I'm such hot stuff.

My hero George Bernard Shaw, socialist, and shrewd and funny playwright, said in his eighties that if he was considered smart, he sure pitied people who were considered dumb. He said that, having lived as long as he had, he was at last sufficiently wise to serve as a reasonably competent office boy.

That's how I feel.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake

“Shut up,' he explained.”
― Ring Lardner

“The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.”
― Anatole France