Bailey

“So what are you gonna say at my funeral, now that you've killed me? Here lies the body of the love of my life, whose heart I broke without a gun to my head. Here lies the mother of my children, both living and dead. Rest in peace, my true love, who I took for granted. Most bomb p*ssy who, because of me, sleep evaded. Her god listening. Her heaven will be a love without betrayal. Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks.”
― Beyonce

“Want to hit Leo?
That is understandable
Hunk muffin earned it”
― Rick Riordan, The Hidden Oracle

“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”
― Rick Riordan, The Battle of the Labyrinth

“August 2, 1914: Germany has declared war on Russia. Went swimming in the afternoon.”
― Franz Kafka