Kade

“I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. ”
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

“25 And the Lord spake unto the Angel that guarded the eastern gate, saying 'Where is the flaming sword that was given unto thee?'
26 And the Angel said, 'I had it here only a moment ago, I must have put it down some where, forget my own head next.'
27 And the Lord did not ask him again.”
― Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

“Puns are the highest form of literature.”
― Alfred Hitchcock

“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.”
― Narcotics Anonymous