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“When engaged in eating, the brain should be the servant of the stomach.”
― Agatha Christie

“Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.”
― Glenn Beck

“Reading is like thinking, like praying, like talking to a friend, like expressing your ideas, like listening to other people's ideas, like listening to music, like looking at the view, like taking a walk on the beach.”
― Roberto Bolaño, 2666

“Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.”
― Craig Ferguson