Josh Wallace

“During that war we had a word for extreme man-made disorder which was fubar, an acronym for 'fucked up beyond all recognition.' Well - the whole planet is now fubar with postwar miracles, but, back in the early 1960s, I was one of the first persons to be totally wrecked by one - an acrylic wall-paint whose colors, according to advertisements of the day, would '... outlive the smile on the "Mona Lisa".'

The name of the paint was Sateen Dura-Luxe. Mona Lisa is still smiling.”
― Kurt Vonnegut, Bluebeard