Cunninglinguist

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
― Jerome K. Jerome

“When I was a child, adults would tell me not to make things up, warning me of what would happen if I did. As far as I can tell so far, it seems to involve lots of foreign travel and not having to get up too early in the morning.”
― Neil Gaiman, Smoke and Mirrors: Short Fiction and Illusions

“Folks are usually about as happy as they make their minds up to be.”
― Abraham Lincoln

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
― Mark Twain