Miguel

“You see,” I explained to Joshua, “what Joy is doing is ironic, yet that’s not her intent. That’s the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“You ought to thank me for killing your enemy,” Jon said finally, “and curse me for killing your friend.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Storm of Swords

“Mankind, I suppose, is designed to run on—to be motivated by—temptation. If progress is a virtue then this is our greatest gift. (For what is curiosity if not intellectual temptation? And what progress is there without curiosity?)”
― Christopher Moore, Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

“Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.”
― Robert Heinlein, Time Enough for Love