James

“who needs a fancy mansion or an up-to-date apartment with a gym when I can get You Want a Pizza Me delivered in ten minutes or less?”
― Lauren Asher, Love Redesigned

“Nobody would suggest this place was “happening,” as the kids might say—although Vince strongly suspected the kids did not in fact use that word—but the allure of booze, drugs, and all manner of fun no doubt attracted people.”
― K.D. Robertson, Mob Sorcery

“Unless I challenged every guy in the room to a ‘who has the best cock’ competition and made Cal judge it. But what if I didn’t win? No, I couldn’t do it to myself. Not when I was going up against Darius’s talented mega dong and Orion’s jumbo secret sausage which I heard was so gifted it granted wishes. And then there was Max’s Siren slammer that could probably turn on everyone in this room the moment you looked it in the eye. Dammit, there had to be a better way.”
― Caroline Peckham, Heartless Sky

“I guess the chitchat makes her think we’re having phone sex. Shall I put on my robe and wizard hat?” “You know, I’ve never played any tabletop RPGs. Are they any good?” “Fucked if I know. I use magic in real life. Not sure I need to roleplay it.”
― K.D. Robertson, Mob Sorcery 2