James

“Yeah, and the one for here was great. Oh, I’ll send you the link to his review on some sugar-free gummies he tried once. He absolutely tore them apart… then again, there was a reason for it.”
― Daniel Schinhofen, Fighting Past Pain

“This one airline, they asked us to kill like half a dozen whistleblowers about how crappy it had become. Someone killed them still after we turned down the jobs.”
― Bruce Sentar, Dungeon Diving 202

“Perhaps, then, he shouldn’t have grown out his hair. He had thought that doing so might give off a different impression, but all it had really done was make him look even more feminine. Not that he had expected differently, but it was only human to commit to an aesthetic posture guaranteed to fail, just to be sure.”
― Gamei Hitsuji, The Magician Who Rose From Failure: Volume 6

“I could unroll your soul like a roll of tape and wrap it around a dumpster only to set the whole thing on fire, so I can warm up the possum that lives behind it.”
― William D. Arand, Save State Hero 1