James

“It connected like a baseball bat against the head of someone who owed a guy with a baseball bat money.”
― Anya Merchant, Forbidden Grove: An Isekai Harem Fantasy Adventure

“Go, Carter! Crush our enemies! See them driven before us! Hear the lamentations of their house cats!”
― Marvin Knight, Amazon Apocalypse 2

“Perhaps, then, he shouldn’t have grown out his hair. He had thought that doing so might give off a different impression, but all it had really done was make him look even more feminine. Not that he had expected differently, but it was only human to commit to an aesthetic posture guaranteed to fail, just to be sure.”
― Gamei Hitsuji, The Magician Who Rose From Failure: Volume 6

“I could unroll your soul like a roll of tape and wrap it around a dumpster only to set the whole thing on fire, so I can warm up the possum that lives behind it.”
― William D. Arand, Save State Hero 1