The Book Trollop

“Holder: "I thought Mormon's weren't allowed to have caffeine?"
Breckin: "I decided to break that rule the morning I woke up gay.”
― Colleen Hoover, Hopeless

“Maybe I feel like I need to witness a good dose of human nature at its worst before I enter the real world. It'll be less of a shock.”
― Colleen Hoover, Hopeless

“Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw,”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks

“I turned around to see Jim standing in the aisle with a smirk and a box of tampons in his hand.
“Very funny asshole. Looks like you’re on the rag this week. Make sure to get yourself some Midol and a copy of Terms of Endearment so you can have yourself a good cry.”
― Tara Sivec, Seduction and Snacks