Kelly

“Tis but a scratch!” “Maybe draw less attention to yourself,” Rufus suggested through voice chat. “No idea what you’re talking about,” Jason responded innocently. “Someone just blew up your head!” “No, they didn’t.” “I just watched it happen.” “It was just a flesh wound.” “Yes. The flesh of your entire head.” “I’ve had worse.”
― Shirtaloon, He Who Fights with Monsters 9