Keith Tipton

“I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I'd had it more.”
― Kevin Sinnott

“There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.”
― Amal El-Mohtar, Steam-Powered: Lesbian Steampunk Stories

“I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of coffee into me and weird things just start to happen.”
― Gary Larson

“He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.”
― George Bernard Shaw, Major Barbara