Shiela

“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”
― George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.”
― George Carlin

“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
― George Carlin

“I mean, if the relationship can't survive the long term, why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term?”
― Nicholas Sparks, The Last Song