Jonas

“If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?”
― George Carlin

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time

“If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
― George Carlin, Napalm & Silly Putty

“There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it’s called 'fan fiction'.”
― Joss Whedon