Dee Haddrill

“It's the same as if I just handed you a knife and offered you my balls, for God's sake. And I don't even give a fuck. Because I have no pride when it comes to you. There is nothing I wouldn't do or say to make you understand that I love you. I fucking love you. There, I said it. Do you believe me now?" He sounded so pissed off and angry that the admission had been torn from him that she had to battle the smile forming on her lips.”
― Maya Banks, Whispers in the Dark

“If God didn't want us to eat the animals, He wouldn't have made them so tasty.”
― Molly Harper, How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf

“Honestly. Do guys really think that will fool us? 'Whoa, hi there, John. Gosh, for a second there I thought you were going bald, but I see now that you have a full, lush head of hair. Which grows sideways from left to right in sticky strands. Have I ever been this sexually excited? I think not.”
― MaryJanice Davidson, Me, Myself and Why?

“It has always been forever, for me, Sassenach”
― Diana Gabaldon, Voyager