Jonas Bush

“Actually, that’s probably the wrong way of looking at it. You don’t cure depression, the same way you don’t cure asthma; you manage it. I’m the inhaler he’s decided to go with and I should be pleased he’s gone this long without an attack.”
― Adam Kay, This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a Junior Doctor

“Yeah,” she’d say, “you can’t drive there if you’re a woman.” “Yeah, they had that genocide.” The one place that excited her was Philadelphia. “Philly!” she’d say, eyes lit up. “God, you gotta go.”
― John Paul Brammer, ¡Hola Papi!: How to Come Out in a Walmart Parking Lot and Other Life Lessons

“And the next time someone asked me, ‘Seriously, how do you do it?’ I truly knew what the answer was. Although the reply I generally gave was, ‘I like operating on strangers’ vaginas,’ which at least ended the conversation quickly.”
― Adam Kay, This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a Junior Doctor

“I tell a woman in antenatal clinic that she has to give up smoking. She shoots me a look that makes me wonder if I’ve accidentally just said, ‘I want to fuck your cat,”
― Adam Kay, This is Going to Hurt: Secret Diaries of a Junior Doctor