Philip Adam

“He said the outcome of marriage, best case scenario, was one of you finding the other’s corpse.”
― Monica Heisey, Really Good, Actually: A Novel

“Because Donut sounded like a helium-drunk cat being crushed by a steamroller when she attempted to sing, that was why. And even though she wasn’t that bad of a dancer, when it came to making a song emerge from that tone-deaf gullet of hers, her rhythm was that of a drunk, three-legged donkey trying to negotiate its way down a set of ice-covered stairs.”
― Matt Dinniman, The Butcher's Masquerade

“you get tired of looking at men all day long…I”
― Preston Dennett, Not From Here: Selected UFO Articles: Volume Three