Julia

“However, it has come to our attention that there is a small safety “glitch” with the Git R Done 447, which might cause it to fire too soon or even randomly, accidentally killing someone you love. Awkward, we know.”
― Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

“Because the pure girls get rescued."
Mary Lou felt something she didn't let herself feel often. She was well and truly pissed off. "Why do girls have to be all pure and innocent and good? Why don't guys have to be?”
― Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

“It had the word bitches in it, which is perfectly fine to use if you're a rapper or a director making a movie about career women, but not if you're a teen girl talking about her homies."

"Good point, Petra. We know that young ladies of the teen persuasion do not use these indelicate words. Nor do they have thoughts about sex, masturbation, violence, being competitive, or farting.”
― Libba Bray, Beauty Queens

“I simply feel that world domination is not my cup of tea. Is that shortsighted?”
― Gail Carriger, Waistcoats & Weaponry