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“He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow.

Your diplomacy is bold and edgy, sir.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hammered

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“First we need to get a buttload of nails.’

‘A buttload? How much is that?’

‘Uh…’

Granuaile rescued me with her superior knowledge of indefinite units of measurement. ‘I believe that’s slightly more than a shitload but much less than a fuckton.”
― Kevin Hearne

tags: fuckton, humor, indefinite-units-of-measurement

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“I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments.”
― Kevin Hearne, Clan Rathskeller

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“There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revolutions.”
― Kevin Hearne

tags: badassery, tricked

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“Whoa. He had ghouls on speed dial. My lawyer kicks so much ass.”
― Kevin Hearne, Hounded

tags: atticus

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Who's Your Author? — 3401 members — last activity Oct 05, 2026 11:31PM
WELCOME TO: WHO'S YOUR AUTHOR? This group discusses your favorite PNR (Paranormal Romance) and UF (Urban Fantasy) writers. Including but not limit ...more

Vampire Book Club — 611 members — last activity Nov 05, 2018 12:59AM
The home for all Vampire Book Club group read discussions. Fangs or fur. Demon or angel. Fae or ghost. We've got you covered. Urban fantasy, paranor ...more

Das Schwarze Auge (DSA) / The Dark Eye — 11 members — last activity Aug 21, 2020 11:08AM
In dieser Gruppe dreht sich alles um Romane aus der Welt des Schwarzen Auges. Das Schwarze Auge (DSA) ist ein deutsches Pen-&-Paper-Rollenspiel, ste ...more