Asha

“Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.”
― Robert Benchley

“New York is the only city in the world where you can get run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.”
― Russell Baker

“When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.”
― Fran Lebowitz

“Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don't have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway to their house. And sometimes on the way, the train is delayed and you get impatient, so you have to kill someone on the subway. That's why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car.”
― George Carlin, Brain Droppings