Amy

“The last thing that you need to fret about is my feeling emasculated, Kitten; but talk is cheap, so I'll be sure to show you later." ~Bones”
― Jeaniene Frost, One Grave at a Time

“Don't fret, Grannie. We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave

“‎"What the hell was THAT?" I gasped.
"Premature inflamulation," he replied. "Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don't like to talk about it."
A snort of amusement came from my right. I swung in that direction to see Bones bestow the most approving look on Vlad he'd ever given him. Then his expression sobered as he met my gaze.”
― Jeaniene Frost, This Side of the Grave

“Bones just stared. "You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!”
― Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave