Melanie Harris

“Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas? A: Because it’s in Decembrrr!”
― Arnie Lightning, The Christmas Elf

“the rest of your life, your most difficult challenge will probably be to follow the prophet. There is going to be an increasing gap between his counsel and what the world insists is acceptable and reasonable. There will likely be moments when you don’t agree with something he says. But I hope you’ll remember what I’m telling you today, that your greatest safety will be in following the prophet. The prophet will always see things you can’t see and help you avoid pitfalls you otherwise might not recognize in time.”
― Sheri Dew, Insights from a Prophet’s Life: Russell M. Nelson

“Harris?”
― Roald Dahl, Matilda

“kidnapping,”
― Cube Kid, Path of Exile: Book 1