Beth McDonald

“I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead.”
― David Sedaris, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.”
― Lewis Carroll

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein