Madison Clapp

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush

“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“O world, why do you wish to persecute me? How do I offend you, when I intend only to fix beauty in my intellect, & never my intellect fix on beauty?

I do not set store by treasures or riches; & therefore it always brings me more joy only to fix riches in my intellect, & never my intellect fix on riches.

I do not set store by a lovely face that, vanquished, is civil plunder of the ages, & perfidious wealth has never pleased me,

for I deem it best, as one of my truths, to deplete the vanities of this life & never this life to deplete in vanities.”
― Juana Inés de la Cruz, Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz: Selected Writings

“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.”
― Richard P. Feynman