Doris

“..the power outage caused the stage manager to drop the curtain - much to the surprise of Ronnie Wood, who was standing directly underneath it at the time and was almost killed by about half a ton of falling velvet (because, let me tell you, in those days a curtain was a curtain.) It was while we were backstage, getting the power restored, that I noticed I had spent the entire opening number with my flies undone.”
― Rod Stewart, Rod: The Autobiography

“It looked like the world was covered in a cobbler crust of brown sugar and cinnamon.”
― Sarah Addison Allen, First Frost

“I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice!”
― Sharon Osbourne

“A good wife always encourages her husband in his interests. For one thing, they keep him occupied and out from under foot most of the day.”
― Ann B. Ross, Miss Julia Delivers the Goods