Claire

“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.”
― Woody Allen, The Illustrated Woody Allen Reader

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
― W.C. Fields

“I always wanted to be a juvenile delinquent but my parents wouldn't let me.”
― John Waters