Sloane

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
― Terry Pratchett, Jingo

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

“Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.”
― Groucho Marx, The Essential Groucho: Writings For By And About Groucho Marx

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Szasz