Jen Albert

“It's always a matter, isn't it, of waiting for the world to come unraveled? When things hold together, it's always only temporary.”
― Rebecca Makkai, The Great Believers

“When you're young, you do drugs that could kill you. When you get old, you just want drugs that can keep you alive. Full circle, baby.”
― Louie Anderson, Hey Mom: Stories for My Mother, But You Can Read Them Too

“Is Donald Trump getting his brain frozen? asks Ron. Max explains that the brain has to be fully functioning at clinical death.”
― Jeanette Winterson, Frankissstein: A Love Story

“That woman is bitch-tastic," Andy said as soon as the last of the kids was gone and the door to the classroom was closed. "If she were a dinosaur, she'd be a bitchosaurus."

Emily laughed but she also covered her ears. She was not a fan of the word "bitch." It was too often the refuge of weak men angry at strong women.”
― Ezekiel Boone, The Mansion