Alyssa

“The closer I creep toward the precipice of forty, the more time I spend listening to the same songs I listened to in high school and combing through surprisingly vivid memories of my time there, which is wild, because I did not actually have a good time being young!”
― Samantha Irby, Wow, No Thank You.

“Hello, 911? I’ve been lying awake for an hour each night, reliving a two-second awkward experience I had in front of a casual acquaintance three years ago, for eight months.”
― Samantha Irby, Wow, No Thank You.

“i am nothing but a mosaic of the people i’ve met & the things they’ve carried.”
― Samuel Miller, A Lite Too Bright

“When is the last time an actual human interaction made you laugh more than a meme did?”
― Samantha Irby, Wow, No Thank You.: Essays