Tim Robinson

“I, for one, do not believe the Universe should be this fragile, because it's where I keep all my stuff.”
― Jim Benton, My Pants Are Haunted

“his socks compelled one’s attention without losing one’s respect;”
― Saki, Selected Stories by Saki

“The golfer is as strange a beast
As ever roamed the earth;
On daily sorrow doth he feast,
And ghastly is his mirth.
...
So, bridesmaids, weep for the golfer's wife,
And shun her dreary fate,
For the lighthouse keeper sees more life
Than the golfer's lonely mate.”
― Ogden Nash, Many Long Years Ago

“In a railway station there is an authority higher even than an official of Her Majesty the Queen, an authority more sacrosanct than holy writ, and more capricious than the weather. This higher authority is the railway timetable, a document which is simultaneously prediction and promise, best-guess estimate and downright lie.”
― Thomas Morris