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“Don't be so humble - you are not that great.”
― Golda Meir

“I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.”
― Rodney Dangerfield

“I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me."
"It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

“With a roof over his head he had ceased to work, living off his [war] pension and his wits, both hopelessly inadequate.”
― Spike Milligan