Sasha Stone

“Writing a novel is a terrible experience, during which the hair often falls out and the teeth decay. I'm always irritated by people who imply that writing fiction is an escape from reality. It is a plunge into reality and it's very shocking to the system.”
― Flannery O'Connor, Mystery and Manners: Occasional Prose

“All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.”
― George Carlin

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
― Robin Williams