Olivia

“You can't hate old people, because if you are not an old person, you will become an old person, or die while trying to do so.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

“Some people, however, say that they do not eat eggs because they do no like them. This is suspicious. Eggs are tremendously flexible and can be prepared in a variety of ways, all of which are different experiences in one's mouth. If you say you do not like eggs, it is like saying you do not like books or light or wearing a ball gown. It means you simply have not found the right kind.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

“In a manner of speaking," I said, using one of my favorite ways of saying "No, you are wrong.”
― Lemony Snicket, Poison for Breakfast

“In the classical music field, it’s still more permissible for women to be mediocre than it is for them to be fat.”
― Ling Ling Huang, Natural Beauty