Sue Hawco

“I don't trust you! You're not trustworthy! No knife!" Dave held the tip of the knife above the tarantula. "I'm gonna poke it! Don't move!" I froze. Dave winced and clutched at his eye with his free hand. "Ow! The eggshell is still there!”
― Jeff Strand, Dead Clown Barbecue

“Having what you need as well as what you want, and knowing that you have it, must be the definition of contentment.”
― Billy O'Callaghan, The Dead House