Rodrigo

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
― Albert Einstein

“Um rapaz novo que trabalha aqui. A Deolinda passa a vida a exigir que o enfermeiro lhe ponha creme no ânus, mas o médico já a viu e conclui que não há problema nenhum com o ânus dela." Um risinho. "E a marota insiste. Diz que já não se fazem homens como antigamente, que são todos uns rabichos e exige que lhe ponham a pomada no ânus."
"Diabo da velha", sorriu Tomás.”
― José Rodrigues dos Santos, O Sétimo Selo

“A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one.”
― George R.R. Martin, A Dance with Dragons

“Someday, Locke Lamora,” he said, “someday, you’re going to fuck up so magnificently, so ambitiously, so overwhelmingly that the sky will light up and the moons will spin and the gods themselves will shit comets with glee. And I just hope I’m still around to see it.”
“Oh please,” said Locke. “It’ll never happen.”
― Scott Lynch, The Lies of Locke Lamora