Reads with Scotch

“It is often stated that of all the theories proposed in this century, the silliest is quantum theory. In fact, some say that the only thing that quantum theory has going for it is that it is unquestionably correct.”
― Michio Kaku, Hyperspace: A Scientific Odyssey Through Parallel Universes, Time Warps, and the Tenth Dimension

“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”
― Walter Langer

“The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
― Alexandre Dumas-fils

“If you're looking for sympathy you'll find it between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.”
― David Sedaris, Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays