Dennis Freeman

“True enough. Things aren’t like they used to be. Did I ever tell you I was worshipped by a pretty large tribe in the B.C.? It was pretty groovy. Groveling, bowing, human sacrifice…those were the good old days. Not like it is now. There is so much red tape.” She said. “Believe me I remember. I spent years trying to raise a prophet out of them to bring the tribe to Dad’s way. You kept having them sacrificed.”
― Dennis Freeman, Brother's Last Call

“I’m dead…” Andrew said matter-of-factly. There was no tremble in his voice. He might as well have been discussing the weather.”
― Dennis Freeman, Brother's Last Call

“I’m an eight hundred pound minotaur. Whether I trust you or not is inconsequential as long as we both know I could kill you without breaking a sweat.” “I”
― Robert Bevan, Critical Failures V

“Your mom shtick is getting old.”
― Robert Bevan, Critical Failures VI